FUNERAL SERVICES DIRECTOR
SEWER SCAVENGER
WASTE TREATMENT MANAGER
INFOMERCIAL AUDIENCE MEMBER
PARKING LOT ATTENDANT
PHONE SEX OPERATOR
BULL SEMEN HARVESTER
RATTLESNAKE VENOM MILKER
TV/VCR REPAIRMAN
FORUM MODERATOR
BRAILLE SPELLCHECKER
MICHAEL JACKSON'S PORNOGRAPHY COLLECTOR
GUM SCRAPER
COYOTE RANCH TOENAIL CLIPPER
INMATE #24601'S BITCH
SKUNK WRANGLER
CANINE ANAL GLAND SQUEEZER
AIRPORT TOILET SCRUBBER
VACUUM CLEANER OPERATOR
ORIFICE MEASUREMENT MANAGER
CHALKBOARD ERASER CLEANER
HOSPITAL CANDEE STRIPPER
NURSING HOME DIAPER CHANGER
ANIMAL CONTROL OFFICER
DRUNK TANK FREQUENTER
KEG PUMPER
FORKLIFT OPERATOR
SCARY BIRTHDAY CLOWN
PAP SMEAR SWABBER
CHUNDER BUCKET
NAVY SEAL
FECAL BACTERIUM TESTER
MOTHER OF SEXTUPLETS
CEMENT TRUCK CLEANER
FERTILIZER SPRAYER
MOB CASUALTY
KNEE CAPPER
DWARF TOSSER
FAST FOOD MANAGEMENT
FAST FOOD UNIVERSITY PROFESSOR
KETCHUP PUMP OPERATOR
NIGERIAN BANK SCAMMER
CASINO CHIP WASHER
PROFESSIONAL SPORTS BALL WASHER
DOCUMENTARY FILMMAKER
SORORITY MOTHER
PANCAKE TURNER
COMPETITIVE EATING ENTRANT
WINNIPEG TAXI DRIVER
ESKIMO
BALTIMORE WATER TAXI PILOT
FLYING WALLENDA
WALTZING MATILDA
RABBIT FARMER
KNIGHT OF THE SMALL TABLE
DUNGEON MASTER
MOUSE CLICKER
CHINESE CRESTED DOG BREEDER
PAWN SHOP ACCOUNTANT
CD BURNER
LASER POINTER
AOL CUSTOMER SERVICE SPECIALIST
SUBWAY TUNNEL CRAWLER
EXPLODING GRANDMOTHER
DOORKNOB POLISHER
TIME PHONE VOICEOVER
INTERNET TROLL
NUBBIN SMOOTHER
NIPPLE TWEAKER
FLUFFER
CANDLEMAKER
BIKINI WAXER
JEW FOR JESUS
EROTIC BODY PIERCER
MORMON WIFE #3
SCIENTOLOGIST
DIRTY HIPPIE
BARBED WIRE FENCE SALES
GAS PUMPER
PLASTIC SURGEON
BUOY
KIDNEY THEFT VICTIM
DINGHY OPERATOR
PROM QUEEN
SHOE HORN OPERATOR
ALIEN ABDUCTION VICTIM
NUTTY NUTTY NUTSO WHO'S NUTS
LIPSTICK LESBIAN
BLONDE
DRUMMER
RICKY MARTIN
MENUDO REPLACEMENT
GAME SHOW CONTESTANT
CATERPILLAR GROOMER
WHEEL OF FORTUNE SPINNER
CARNIE
DONALD TRUMP'S SHOE SHINER
JUAN VALDEZ
SHORT ORDER COOK
BURRITO WRAPPER
SHOPPING CART LADY
AIMLESS HOBO
CRACK HO
SOUL TRAIN DANCER
SERIAL KILLER
SKIN FLENSER
NETFLIX ENVELOPE STUFFER
BARCODE SCANNER
VIDEOTAPE REWINDER
GAP T-SHIRT FOLDER
BALL CUPPER
REACHAROUND ARTISTE
PRO SPORT JOCKSTRAP WASHER
WANNABE
BEACH BUM
SURF SHACK OWNER
BABY DADDY
DECEPTICON
POWER RANGER
WHINER
BRA CUP FITTER
DEAD WEIGHT
VINCE NEIL'S PERSONAL TRAINER
DISNEY CEO
OJ'S LAWYER
TOMB STONE ENGRAVER
PORTA POTTY DRAINER
WAL*MART GREETER
INSURANCE FRAUDSTER
VIRUS SCANNER
FLYING PURPLE PEOPLE EATER
CELL PHONE CHARGER
YELLOW POLKA DOT BIKINI
PODCASTER
ENGLISH MAJOR
LIVEJOURNALIST
EMO GOTH
VEEJAY
EX-VEEJAY
ADAM WEST
CODPIECE
SIDEKICK
BAT GUANO SCULPTOR
J-POP GROUPIE
LUNCH LADY
ASIAN PRINCE
BIKERFOX
MAHIR I KISS YOU
VELVET CRUSHER
APPRENTICE PIMP
INTERSECTION WINDSHIELD WASHER
BED WETTER
HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA