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Registration Form


Name:

1. Email address


2. AIM address


3. MSN address


4. YahooIM address


5. Password


6. Email account password


7. Street address


8. Phone number


9. Race/Nationality


10. Product of Broken Home?
Yes    No

11. Mother's maiden name


12. Underwear size


13. Mother's underwear size


14. Father's manty size


15. Bedroom color


16. Star sign


17. Numerology number


18. Moon sign


19. Religion


20. Number of teeth


21. Chest size


22. Spit or swallow
Spit    Swallow

23. Elton John or Barry Manilow?
Elton John    Barry Manilow

24. Distance between tip of middle finger to tip of thumb (specify units)


25. Distance between bellybutton and knee


26. Foot size


27. Favorite color


28. Largest word ever used in context


29. Average sentence length


30. Average ratio of exclamation points to periods used


31. Color blind
Yes    No

32. Sex
Male    Female

33. Sex (how often)


34. Sex (average duration)


35. Sex (how soon after can you go again)


36. Credit card


37. Credit card number


38. Name on credit card


39. Credit card limit


40. Credit card expiration date


41. Billing zip code


42. Credit rating


43. Average monthly bill payment


44. Would you be interested in debt consolidation?
Yes    No

45. Body mass index


46. Would you be interested in information about plastic surgery?
Yes    No

47. Social Security / Dole number


48. Average yearly income


49. Spouse
Yes    No

50. Would you be interested in potentially dating an admin?
Yes    No

51. Favorite food


52. BeeGees or ABBA?
BeeGees    ABBA

53. Myers-Briggs Personality type


54. On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the highest, how would you rate your attractiveness?


55. How would others rate it?


56. Are you, or have you ever, submitted a picture to Hotornot.com?
Yes    No

57. Slutornot.com?
Yes    No

58. Robotornot.com?
Yes    No

59. Dorkornot.com?
Yes    No

60. Any site ending in ornot.com?
Yes

61. Do you wear correctional lenses?
Yes    No

62. Do you prefer spectacles or contacts?
Spectacles    Contacts

63. Are you afraid to poop in public?
Yes    No

64. Car make and model


65. Location of spare key


66. Clowns? good or bad?
Good    Bad

67. Upon subscription would you like to receive a free gift: a pair of my underwear?
Yes    No

68. Website URL


69. Heh heh heh. I just like this number
Yes

70. Server login


71. Server password


72. Number of dergrees (in addition to Harvard dergree)








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